5 Nov. 2020. Stan Smith: [to a photo of George W. Bush] Who's going to take over when I'm enjoying a glorious Reagan-style slide into dementia? Stan Smith: Terry and Greg are in love! She was stated to be missing in Fallujah, Iraq and chained to a radiator, until her only on-screen appearance in "One Little Word" in which she was rescued. It's just that he's gone mad with power. You're dead, Klaus! Stop playing basketball and get married like the rest of us. This is how I wish I lost my virginity. Francine Smith: I'm not going back to that filthy decade without any Purrel! Roger: [angrily] I do not choose to discuss it. She wanted to come, but I do not negotiate with terrorists. And don't tell me it's not a competition, because it SO is. Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call her "Thundercat.". Terry: [yelling at Greg] Don't tell me you voted for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! I've got a pretty good life up there: I'm in charge of tire inflation at the bike shop. The series pre…. Can I have a few bucks for popcorn? Roger the Alien: Don't cry... in front of the fish. While the core issues and resolutions are relatable in most episodes, the show nonetheless weaves in fantastical elements, pitching the tone of the show somewhere between observational comedy and farce. I'm thinking of a person. Stan Smith: When you tell the truth, you don't need to flush. Judge: Order! That's why he can never know what happened in Florida. Principal Lewis: [standing on the roof of a building during a hurricane, wearing speedos and firing two machine guns into the sky] End of days, bitches! Unless you want to make it a little more interesting. Stan Smith: Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism. Steve Smith: Are you still into the juice and crackers thing? If there are two men, who has the vagina? I love Mexicans! Barry Robinson: An insurance salesman in Ohio wants to fly me to Disneyland. Stanley Smith: [after swallowing a self-destructing letter] I'm pooping blood tonight. Stan Smith: There's something you should know about me by now, Roger: I don't learn lessons. I haven't felt the touch of another person in six years! Algebra's awesome! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Francine Smith: Oh, good, a Shwarma King. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Stan Smith: [realizes he in a camp for deaf kids] Alright! Avery Bullock: Good, then you're the man for this job. Jack: Now son, breaking in to a safe is like making love to a woman. Klaus: [after Francine brings home a commission check that is bigger than Stan's paycheck] Oooh, it looks like you have been trumped by the earning power of your little house frau, mmmmm. Pull over, Stan. It's Thursday night, which means it's time to tease some pedophiles on the Internet. All Seasons Season 1 Season 2 . Stan Smith: Thank God we got rid of Jeff and that old hippie. CIA internal affairs begins to fear that Deputy Director Bullock begins to show signs of dementia in "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith" and decides to erase his memory. An unholy ingredient. Francine Smith: [upon learning that Roger has hypnotized Hayley into believing she's a six year old] Roger we can't have a grown woman acting like a child this ain't no Disney channel! How could you ruin my party?