This page details one or more prototype versions of Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden.. Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. Tales of Game s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee s Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa is probably the greatest VidCon ever made. Now that you mention it there was that "evil jedi looking for redemption" in KOTOR 1 so I guess jerkish jedi lesbian has all ready been a playable class. Oh god, all of a sudden an entirely new and hilarious portion of the universe has opened up before me. Went through this game on stream with a few friends in December last year. It was an amazing experience, and the first time I had played the game. That's the goal at least! Incredible game. and Space Jam. It will make you loathe Michael Jordan like you never thought possible. Mostly the same as what was released last month with lots…. Jerks and lesbians are. It helps if you played SNES era RPGs and/or Shaq-Fu. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa. You internet people just can't understand, QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jan 23 2008, 09:18 PM). The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Heard about this for so long. It doesn't hinge on the flavor of the month joke, it doesn't piggyback on the success or even simply the recognition of passing fads. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. I hope it's as good as the first one. The duergar diplomacy scene makes me laugh every time. I went from "sounds like a good youtube video" to "man I wish this was a game" to "omg this is a game?" wait..is the game actually good or are you guys joking around? QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jan 25 2008, 10:32 AM), QUOTE(locallyunscene @ Jan 25 2008, 01:08 PM). First time hearing about a sequel. Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8. No, that wasn't what I was going for, but nice try. Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden (full title Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa) is a freeware role-playing video game developed by Tales of Game's Studios, presented as an official sequel to Barkley Shut Up and Jam! ", QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jan 23 2008, 09:40 PM). Shut Up and Jam Gaiden jokes on Space Jam mash up videos are my lifeblood. I am trying to play this game in fullscreen but the game window is very small in the center of the screen and isn't stretching. New to the slamjam? QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Jan 23 2008, 06:39 PM), tbh, the battle mechanics are a lot more fun than most FF games' mechanics were =d, QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Jan 23 2008, 04:39 PM), They don't stop being funny when they're explained, and this doesn't need much explaining. Please help preserve our bandwidth by downloading from the Mediafire links. JavaScript is disabled. it's built so, so well. It'll be just as funny in two years than it is right now. Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden Version: 1.0.0 about 7 years ago. Click here to view our Kickstarter. Shame that crowdfunding didn't exist then. QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jan 25 2008, 09:28 AM). Tried to adjust the scaling but it has no effect... What was the punchline everything was building up to? Completely floored us. Warning: The prototype wiki article you are about to read is canon. I hope you found all of the secrets as well. Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is a freeware role-playing video game developed by Tales of Game's Studios, jokingly presented as an official sequel to both Barkley Shut Up and Jam! They did this for free. QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jan 23 2008, 08:40 PM). I am with Them and Liku (who is fun to pwn with a baseball bat). The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Hopefully the sequel has DX12 support or else I won't buy it. Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa . Magical space knights are not real. I miss the old days of GW. It wasn't banned for being a peaceful sport. The first thing you must learn is to learn from your mistakes. The best thing about this game is that it originally started as a. It was banned for being the most violent sport in history. Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed, dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. jokes stop being funny if you explain them, so if you don't find it funny, then we can't help you. with "Here is another line of unfunny fiction", QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jan 23 2008, 03:18 PM), QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jan 25 2008, 08:02 AM). It's just so stupid. Nothing new under the sun. Mac port by Leon Arnott – http://l.j-factor.com/ (modified version to fix a bug with backgrounds not loading), Burkley 2 Demo is Public to Anyone who wants to try it. Unironically one of the best RPG's I've ever played. Shut up and Jam is an absurd parody on a deeper level. Ok not really but its the greatest freeware game of all time. To this day whenever I think about Barkley immediately being tempted by Incan gold and setting Cu Chulainn free I have to force away a goofy smile. I have to try it out. No, you are doing it wrong. I was just revisiting another CBoyardee classic. What an incredible game. How have I never played this game?! The game is such a weird mix of 90s culture that is tapped deep into - basketball culture of that era, video game and anime forums from the 90s...like you will be completely baffled if you know nothing about that stuff. The shockwaves of the Chaos Dunk are still felt today. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. www.friendlydads.net the friendliest dads on the net 1. www.friendlydads.net the friendliest dads on the net 2. click here for mustache rides 3. islam is the party religion Download. I can't believe there's a joke game I'm going to play all the way through. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1341390. Gameplay. Very good interview with the creators of the game at. The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Downloading it right after work. Not only is it funny as shit, it's a genuinely good RPG. One of my all time faves. Played through it with a buddy last year, after hearing so much about it over time. and Space Jam.It features traditional JRPG-styled battles and dungeons. Except "Meet the Spartans" and its ilk milks every stupid little laugh it gets from cheap shots at pop culture, humor that won't be funny three months from now when it's not "relevant," if it can even be called that right now. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…. My life will never be the same. And remember: If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest. What an amazing game, I really hope the sequel hurrys the hell up. 10/10 game, best Game Over screen of all time. The premise is completely ridiculous and never stops being funny, but the 100% dead serious cyberpunk styling manages to sell it against all odds. It's not an easy balance to achieve, but we do want to make a game that will be both the best competitive game since Starcraft and also one that many people can enjoy casually without being in a clan or an experienced or knowledgeable NS player. Download (65 MB) Game Soundtrack. Chef, Steel, GZ, Hundley, Omega (and many more).... all of them. Say what you will about the visuals and audio but the game is legit and the writing is top notch. I've been playing this, and I actually don't hate it... this game is the apex of comedy and video game craftsmanship. The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. This is legitimately one of my favourite games ever. After watching the YouTube video and reading this thread I'm going to skip out on this lame ass attempt at comedy. to "I'm scared" to download. So, this is actually quite a good game, even is the story is silly. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. but there's one thing he didn't thought of: maybe they weren't the chaos emeralds... “I’ve not read it word for word myself,” confessed board member Kathy Martin in an ill-fated attempt to salvage the credibility of the witnesses. The forums lasted much longer than the original site. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. It doesn't hinge on the flavor of the month joke, it doesn't piggyback on the success or even simply the recognition of passing fads. I look forward to the sequel but I dunno if they can recreate something like Gaiden while being crowdfunded because they can't use commercial assets. Still one of my favorite games ever. And what were the hints? Especially awesome because I love the NBA. The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. I never knew there's going to be a sequel. It's hard to think of another game where, I really need to get around to actually finishing this game @_@. Too bad Barkley 2 is vaporware. Newly updated for Windows 8 compatibility as of 2014-05-29. It's a take on jRPGs via Basketball... it's the kind of humor you'd find in a bad movie like "Meet the Spartans. This game has pheonomenal writing and, has been said, is unironically a great RPG. the entire game building up to the punchline in barkey's section of cuchulain's temple is probably my favorite joke in the game. Seeing a lot of them come together to make this game was a masterstroke. Replace "here's some more text!" Ok its not, but its the greatest game to feature Wilford Brimley and Cyborg Vince Carter.