The scoring system per game in tennis is mathematically ludicrous. [audience laughing] He’s always liking my stuff. It might sound absurd to you, but I like the way it makes me feel inside.” Play me as the jerk. “I lost them again! We play tennis. Tuesday, January 15, 2019 01/15/2019. [audience laughing] So, we all start moving our way back to the back window, this big three-headed blob. Some say yes, some say no. The venerable New Orleans funk band Galactic purchased the historic music club Tipitina's in late November 2018 and, according to bassist Robert Mercurio, was making a go of it. Was that a life lesson? We’ll have a bad day now.” [audience laughing] Three backflips, hit the water and exploded into nothing but flotsam and jetsam. Went to a Braves game. Maybe he’s the voice of reason. His performance, All By Myself, is available via CD, exclusively on his website. In 2012, Regan was the featured guest on Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Season 1 episode 3. Means nothing. Thank you very much for coming out. No, it’s okay. Posted on March 12, 2018 by scottl. Especially to the cop that pulled us over. Regan was always a fan of Steve Martin, The Smothers Brothers and Johnny Carson.[3]. 23 mins ago So, they know about microphones. Okay, Chuckles. So, my heart starts going– I look back thinking one of their parents will say, “No, we’re behind this family and have been for a half hour.” [audience laughing] That’s what I thought should happen. Wow. Pinstripes this far apart. I hope you had a good time. It doesn’t make even a little bit of sense. I’ve never touched the ball ever. “Freddy? Deal with it, Brian.” “Okay. ", -- "My Dad was a professional wrestler -- but the good thing is, he never really hit me. Charlie thinks little numbers… is better than love, 15, 30, 40, deuce, my ad, 30, 50, your ad. Biddlyumbombowayday. Click, click. Couldn’t take the tension.” “Calm down.” No matter what a president does, somebody’s unhappy. Regan's 70-minute main set featured almost entirely new material compared to his last Salt Lake City appearances -- when he also did two nights in the house that Larry H. Miller built back in 2014. On the same day a trio of presidential candidates appeared at rallies along the Wasatch Front and seriously said comical things, it's ironic that one of the nation's top comedians was in town weighing in with something sensible masked in a punchline. [audience laughing] Where was I? He missed the tag! This feels inappropriate somehow.” I don’t think they meant anything by it, but… same thing when I was in Toronto at the Blue Jays game and… their fans were going: -[mimics bird chirping] -[audience laughing] I don’t think they meant anything by it. That’s what you’ll get. With a surge in coronavirus cases straining health systems in many European countries, Greece announced a nationwide lockdown Thursday in the hopes of stemming a rising tide of patients before its hospitals come under "unbearable" pressure. That’s not that hard to say. Little moments where you go, “Hey, that was new.” It used to be I’d put on my underwear, and that was it. Regan did a near-20-minute encore segment taken from some of his greatest bits -- which, as is his custom, were solicited by audience request. [audience laughing] They’ll yell, “That’s what I’m talking about!” Well, how do I know? “What happens? ‘Cause when it was a ball, I didn’t know anything had even transpired. We need the transition. We hope that you continue to enjoy our free content. 1 seeds in the NCAA Tournament (2009 and 2011). When you need to hear what’s happening ’cause something’s going down, no one has figured out you need to mic the people asking the questions. He’s like, “They’re gonna be mad.” I was like, “Eh.” I didn’t know what else to contribute. In interviewer voice: "Are you going to dedicate this game to your dying grandma?" He has no idea there’s a camera in there. “How the hell are we gonna put that… He was standing… He’s looking into a pink light… No, we need it. What, was he flipping in midair? Regarding his first name, Apio noted that other children with dorky names always celebrated upon hearing his when teachers called roll at the beginning of a new year. [chuckles] All right, Dad. It’s practically impossible. Brian Regan takes relatable family humor to new heights as he talks board games, underwear elastic and looking for hot dogs in all the wrong places. Your email address will not be published. I was like 9. They tried violence. “Okay. High 68F. [audience laughing] I’ve got love.” Be careful. The way they talk to each other at that level is so strange. “Colonel Mustard? “I lost the dice. They’re both around. Please use the button below to manage your account. We’re walking in. [audience laughing] I’ve never won. [continues speaking gibberish] “Probably pterodactyls.” [audience laughing] Makes as much sense as what they’re doing now. in National, Trending. He’s funny. -[audience laughing] “Those things look like they weigh 10.0001 pounds.” I immediately called the exterminator. he asked incredulously. Something at the beach when you get there. You put on a few pounds, put on your underwear, you bend over, and your waistband flips down. Okay.” [laughs] I’m like, “Yeah, I’m joking.” [audience laughing] He’s like, “You got little handles by your seat.” I’m like, “I know that. That encourages people who play three times in their whole life. He’s starts herking and jerking, our helmets started clicking. [audience laughing] I don’t think anyone has done that. FCC Public File | For assistance accessing public files, contact [audience laughing] That’s a prize? I go so far back, I feel my underwear waistband flip up. I’m in the stands, this woman gets on the microphone, she tried. That’s a curse. When: Second show at Vivint Arena on Saturday at 8 p.m. Where: Vivint Arena, 301 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City, Tickets: Tickets for Saturday's show range from $36.50-$61.50, available at the box office or through Smith’s Tix (800-888-TIXX, locations, Info: (801) 325-SEAT,, ... BRIAN REGAN. You’re joking. Please log in, or sign up for a new account to continue reading. Throw it in the trash. He incorporates body language and facial expressions into his act. He’s an old guy, doesn’t walk well. Toss it into the trash.” Even if you get it to work, you never wanna do it more than once. © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. [8] A DVD of the performance was released September 9, 2008. “Cigarette boat racing?” “You know it. Like, “Clearly, I don’t have all the information. We spent a month crunching the numbers, looking at spreadsheets, comparing data, analyzing algorithms. I know I did. That’s what I was talking about!” [cheering and applause]. It’s like two unfocused eyes. They were playing the Orioles. ", -- On how he would like to become the owner of a second NBA team in Miami -- but just for the opening press conference, so that when he's asked what the name of the new franchise would be, he could respond, "Well, it's not the Heat ... it's the Humidity. Please use the button below to verify an existing account or to purchase a new subscription. Whoo! 3 mins ago And I’m thinking, what happens in the captain’s mind at that moment? This time, I said something. She gets on the mic, “Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wonderful day here with all these graduates. [7] In April 2007, Regan signed a deal with Comedy Central to star in two one-hour stand-up specials, release the specials on DVD, develop a show for the network, and headline a theater tour, Brian Regan in Concert: A Comedy Central Live Event, which began June 8, 2007. Seattle native Carol Channing is dead at 97…some details about the 50th anniversary Woodstock concert are coming out…and you can buy some of Marilyn Monroe’s hair! I was in the stands at the Braves game, everybody was going: [chanting] [panting while chanting] A bunch of overweight white people: “Give me another Big Gulp! Your current subscription does not provide access to this content. That’s the guess you take under the circumstances? And my brothers won’t pull me back in. [audience cheering] [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome Brian Regan! He assisted with the national recruiting effort, planning of player development, practice planning and game scouting preparation. He’s…” [audience laughing] You guys are coo– You’re hanging in there. I think when you hear that term, “boots on the ground,” you assume that means soldiers in those boots. My dad has an interesting sense of humor. Okay. [audience laughing] Maybe– Maybe that’s it. [audience laughing] This drives me crazy. You hear Charlie’s idea? A year later, he was promoted to Director of Men’s Basketball Operations, a position that he held until being promoted to Assistant Athletic Director of Men’s Basketball Operations in 2013. His comedy, big enough for everyone, sharp enough for you, keeps audiences coming back time and again to see what’s new in the comedy world of Brian Regan. [audience laughing] Our national pastime. He says, “You know this is a men’s clothing store, right?” And at that point, I knew that. Ah. You guys are great. He’d never say that unless he’s on meds.” [audience laughing] Kim Jong-un is one of my Facebook friends. “It’s things at a beach. A 1988 graduate of St. Vincent College in Latrobe, Pa., with a Bachelor of Arts degree in communications, Regan served as a student assistant to head coach Bernie Matthews. He attended Heidelberg College in Ohio, with plans of being an accountant, but one of his football coaches saw his comic routines and encouraged him to consider theater and communications. Regan returned to the University of Pittsburgh in August of 2007 to join Jamie Dixon’s staff as the Video Coordinator.