by. chelsea doesn't like being complimented and denies it at all times wether if its true or not. The report claims one player jokingly said Sarri doesn’t “even knows what my name is”. "This defeat was due to our mentality, more than anything else. But the former Napoli boss has not been absolved from blame, with his reluctance to rotate the squad causing problems. When you subscribe we will use the information you provide to send you these newsletters. I’ve told classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now... > What do you call a girl lying on a beach? Very angry indeed. 1. Comment 48. BuzzFeed Staff, UK. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! But the former Napoli boss has not been absolved … Reporting on what you care about. You've perfected the forced smile as you brace for a dumb joke when you have to give your name in a Chelsea neighborhood. This is something I can't accept. Chelsea legend Didier Drogba, 42, jokes he is ‘on his way to Cobham’ after Lampard names retired Petr Cech in squad . BuzzFeed / Charlie Crowhurst / Getty Images, "That moment when you realise you left the whole Chelsea back four in your fantasy team.". 50 Cent jokes he now DOESN’T back Trump after ex Chelsea Handler offers to rekindle relationship if he changed mind. "This defeat was due to our mentality, more than anything else. A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans The Stamford Bridge outfit are still fourth in the Premier League and remain in three cup competitions. This Should Be A Thing At Every Restaurant. explains more about how we use your data, and your rights. Like 889. I have to say, I'm extremely angry. Sarri went on an explosive rant at his players in the post-match press conference after the Arsenal defeat. Chelsea's position in the league this season was a bit of a theme. Chelsea Memes - 43 results. follow. 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