3 (Non-Album Track) Good Old-Fashioned Wedding "Both of you are super politeMiddle class, suburban, and whiteWell, all of that is finished tonightExcept for the white partObviouslyTake your placesI want scary facesNow go!BiggerFurtherHarderNot badSever a headPreferably someone you knowBARBARA: (spoken)Look at me, I'm so scaryBETELGEUSE:Don’t be so vanillaWould a little anger kill ya?C’mon, drop your pantiesI’m trying to fill youWith wisdom and skillAnd the instinct to killADAM: (spoken)Again, we do not want to kill anyoneBETELGEUSE: (spoken)Fine!But somehow, somewayYou gotta make 'em see ya'I'm talkin' jumpscaresThe jerky Japanese ghost-walkPlus;Learn to throw your voiceFool your friendsFun at partiesADAM: (spoken)Now THAT is cool!I wanna do that!BETELGEUSE:Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazyRaising the stakes by punching a babyScare ‘em awake till they breakThey'll be quaking in fright‘Cause you’ve got some evil deep down inside youPut all the farmer’s markets behind youYou’ve gotta workGotta haunt till it hurtsThrough the nightAnd give those guys the fright of their livesYeah yeah!BETELGEUSE:Let’s start with things that you hateADAM:Well, hate’s a very strong wordBARBARA:Perhaps when people are lateADAM:Or getting pooped on by birdsBETELGEUSE:No, what fills you with rage?BARBARA:Being mean to a petADAM:Chefs who use too much sage when they make beurre noisetteBARBARA:Over-glutinous foodADAM:Or when kids call me "dude"BARBARA:Oh, I find that so rude!BETELGEUSE:Well, there’s lots there to useTake a deep breathAnd give me your best primal screamBARBARA:Aaaah!ADAM: (spoken)Barbara, that was brilliant!BARBARA: (spoken)Really?BETELGEUSE:Try it againMaybe this time pretend like you mean itBARBARA:Aaah!ADAM: (spoken)That was even better!BARBARA: (spoken)Thanks!BETELGEUSE:I want freedomBut to get my freedom I need themTo get a living person to say my nameADAM & BARBARA:Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?BETELGEUSE:I know that beggars can’t be choosersBut do they have to be such losers?Both of them are deathly dull and lameADAM & BARBARA & CHOIR:Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, BetelgeuseBETELGEUSE:Why God, slash Satan, did you send these bed wetters?Even, like, a tax attorney would’ve been betterSomebody with gravitasSomebody to fear who-ADAM:Excuse me, Mr. BetelgeuseWe can kind of hear youBETELGEUSE: (spoken)Yeah?Well that was a soliloquy so you’re the one who’s being rude(sung)Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazyBARBARA:Turn all the lights onADAM:Dress like a babyBETELGEUSE: (spoken)Adam, I don't even- No(sung)Get your heads in the gameADAM & BARBARA:Let’s hide their phonesBETELGEUSE (ADAM & BARBARA):Screw their phones!Ugh, these dopes are both hopelessHow will I ever survive?Unless they get the fright of their lives~(Yes yes, we're feelin' it, they're gonna feel it, we're killin' it! Let's... haunt this bitch! Ready, set— That Beautiful Sound. Girl Scout. We'll rattle chains and Say My Name. I gotta get right outside my comfort zone Ready, Set (Reprise) No Reason. [Adam and Barbara make "ghost" noises.]. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! I don't know! The Maitlands realise that Beetlejuice has a point, and resolve to haunt their house and its current occupants, the Deetzes. Are you willing to take the next step? No one can see us! That Beautiful Sound (Reprise) (Non-Album Track) Barbara 2.0. [BARBARA] [BARBARA, spoken] Fright Of Their Lives. Invisible (Reprise) / On The Roof. Ready, set— [ADAM] I'm sure we can haunt our own halls Girl Scout. © 2020 The Musical Lyrics All Rights Reserved, Beetlejuice - Fright of Their Lives Lyrics. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing Pt. Say My Name. On the album, this song runs straight into the next track, “No Reason”. That Beautiful Sound (Reprise) (Non-Album Track) Barbara 2.0. So we might as well walk through some walls On the album, this song runs straight into the next track, “No Reason”. 3 (Non-Album Track) Good Old-Fashioned Wedding Fright Of Their Lives. Just wail and moan until they go Well, how? [BARBARA] Barbara! If we wanna win back our home Ready, Set (Reprise) No Reason. Beetlejuice the Musical - Fright of Their Lives Lyrics "Fright of Their Lives" is a song performed by Alex Brightman (Beetlejuice), Rob McClure (Adam) and Kerry Butler (Barbara) from the musical Beetlejuice. [BARBARA] 'Cause Adam, we're ready as we'll ever get [ADAM, spoken] Invisible (Reprise) / On The Roof. That Beautiful Sound. )They’ll never get the fright of their lives(Yeah! BETELGEUSE: Okay Listen up, I’m not gonna lie Right now, you couldn’t frighten a fly Or scare a … Oblivion calls The Whole "Being Dead" Thing Pt. Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording), 'Cause Adam, we're ready as we'll ever get, Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)/Act I Finale. Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) / Act I Finale. [BARBARA, spoken] [BOTH] 2019 BroadwayBeetlejuice the Musical - Fright of Their Lives Lyrics"Fright of Their Lives" is a song performed by Alex Brightman (Beetlejuice), Rob McClure (Adam) and Kerry Butler (Barbara) from the musical Beetlejuice.