How can I say no to knitting when my yarn always wants to cuddle my hands? She dies instantly and he is sentenced to death by electrocution. I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m following a knitting pattern.  . It is impossible to be stressed out about a broken fax machine, a backlog of emails and difficult customers when you are playing with Silly String! He got lucky with both and ended up with a Trump pet. What may I do for you? Here are related puns: Bring → String: As in, “ String it on” and “ String something to light” and “ String the house down” and “ String to the table.” Ring → String: As in, “Alarm bells began to string ” and “Doesn’t string … Good morning Lucy. I’ll continue adding your suggestions every day as more readers contact me. We hope to have covered these varied categories with our balloon pun list so that no matter your circumstance, you find the perfect pun for your needs. I put a thump on a drum. Yes your messages came through. “Then let me try!” String Number 2 went to the bar and said, “Three tomato soups, three stuffed turkeys, and three Christmas puddings, please.”, But the waiter replied, “Get lost, shorty. One Christmas Eve, when all the presents had been wrapped, there were just three pieces of string left. 26. Just me? So let's all take a break from the world and enjoy these 65 hand-selected puns that are guaranteed to make you groan, and then laugh , and maybe even forget all the insanity and jaw-clenching stress in the world—if only for a few minutes. We know knitting relieves stress and helps with mindfulness. Also, don’t forget to let your knitting friends know. “No,” admitted String Number 1. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. If you know of any puns about music that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! I’d be happy to pick you up at the airport, but the back of my car is full of yarn my family doesn’t know about. Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? 2. If so, great! Are you looking for word play for text messages, Facebook, Twitter or some other social media platform? Cheers Jodie , Hi Jodie my name us Adrian and I just love your jokes most people say boys don’t knit but that makes it every more interesting for me and most of all I’m just 14 its a pleasure to knit, Great to hear that you enjoy knitting and get a laugh out of these. 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